Lady Mildred's Interview
I’ve been tagged for a meme by Skittles. Therefore I have decided to ask Lady Mildred a few questions of my own. She has readily agreed in return for an extra dish of milk.
Lady Mildred, what is your favourite time of day?
That be the first lit of the rosing sun,
When mece race in sockles quick,
As I ponce on them from a nearby bush
Hissss!, then stringulate their tiny nicks!
Lady Mildred, what is your favourite song?
The sond of burdies flapping their wangs
As I munch on their backsods.
Then there’s their chopan as my teeth
Sharply pross and crack their small juicy hods.
Lady Mildred, what is your favourite film?
That would be Alfred Hotchkick’s ‘The Burdies’,
For raisons self-evident.
I would hov feasted all dee long
Upon those eball-eating starlings sent.
Lady Mildred, who is your favourite philosopher?
The one who sod ‘I funk therefore I am’,
His gnome was something Des Carté.
That line nodded changing it did,
To ‘It rains therefore I use my tray’.
Lady Mildred, what are your political views?
Tis’ pritty simple is me politics;
In udder to hov your play
One must shit on the gardin fence
Where con you the neighbour’s dog dismay.
Lady Mildred, thank you for your time. Goodnight.
I now tag Ankakay for this meme who may use the original questions from Skittles, or mine, or both. Plus I tag anyone who wants to take part!
18 comments:
this is hysterical -- i love it!
My friend's cat talks like Barry White, my cat talks like a rapper, and yours is a poet. I think you win! :)
OK, I know a woman who blogs as her cats and now you're writing poetry as yours. Very clever and funny.
Very cool interview. Would Lord Nigel like to become a member of the Tuxedo Gang Hideout. You can check it out at http://tuxedoganghideout.blogspot.com
Samantha is one of the contributors on the blog. Check it out. I love your blog. It's hilarious.
Be blessed,
Samantha, Tigger and Mom
I believe Lady Mildred must be a true politician if she is shitting on the fence! :)
Ooh, this was definitely worth staying up past my bedtime for...
Mmmrrowwwrrrr--and a rub on yur legs...
This is a great dialogue with your cat. I do like your cat posts. Very insightful. In India, cats are not much loved animals.
Aww this was hilarious and intellectual. Loved it!
greetings from here
gandré
Excellent! Now I'll need to interview my rabbit!
Conversation with Lady Mildred is hilarious indeed!
Clever and funny!
I'm slowly beginning to understand all this. Some more posts and I should be an expert.
Greetings Lord and Lady, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance (s). I would say it is a pleasure to meet cats of such a high position but I am a Royal prince and I bow to no cat. Nevertheless, I look forward to reading more of your posts.
Yours haughtily
HRH Yao-Lin
;-) x
Thank you Clare, Jessica, Paris, Jcfloresinc, Haddock, Firebird, Gautami, Gandre, Crafty, Bookbinds, Tamy, James and Yao-Lin for your kind comments. They are very much appreciated.
Jessica: A rapping cat. Are you sure it doesn't have a throat infection? :p
Jcfloresinc: He might well, thank you for the invite.
Haddock: Indeed, she votes Liberal Democrat. :D Rather like I did the last time around (holds head in shame).
Gautami: Thank you. :) I will create a cat haven if ever I live in India. :p
Yao-Lin: Lord Nigel comes from royal stock. His great great (x100002) grandfather was Cleopatra's top moggy! He'll have you know.
LOVE it - too funny with the accent!
Lady Mildred,
You are quite an estimable cat. We do look alike don't we, but I fear you may be more upper crust than I.
Please do feel free to stop by my garden party on Sunday.
Skittles, The Huntress
http://kaboodlecats.blogspot.com
I could listen to Lady Mildred all day long. She's lovely.
And thank you for the tag, Beaman! It'll happen, but one can never know when these days, heheh :D
~Rae (off to battle the Forces of Political Evil..!)
Lady Mildred is absolutely wonderful! She had me in tears :-)
Marvia
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