Holiday Limerick
I saw a small tabby in Spain,
Who sat sipping Moët champagne;
He looked up at me,
Spat out: "You bourgeoisie!"
Then swallowed his mouse with disdain.
Vacation Verse
27 July 2008
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Lord Nigel
A chap of many qualities. Selfish, arrogant, violent and a tap addict. He arrived at Beaman’s Lodge in his early years from off the streets and was warmly adopted. Shy at first, he quickly settled into his new surroundings. After a visit to the vets for castration, he was given the title of Lord, mainly as compensation for his loss. A slightly dim witted fellow, Nigel is what could be called, a retard. But he is loved by all. Apart from when he sits in the sink with muddy paws waiting for the tap to release water, or when he swipes you for touching his tail. Lord Nigel is a connoisseur of clean water, cat doors and moths.
Lady Mildred
Lady Mildred is a lady of finesse. She is kind, loving, sophisticated and gentle, unless you have wings, fur, eight legs or are ‘not from around here’. One drawback is that she is very highly strung and would benefit greatly from a Valium or two in her munchies. She is beautiful to look at and is literally poetry in motion when jumping out from behind the sofa and scaring poor Nigel. Among her passions are going hunting, playing with string, sleeping and above all, chasing His Lordship around the house. At night we share a bed.
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12 comments:
That's the best! Very funny limerick... :) I think I've visited you before but I saw your name at Dina's and thought I'd drop in.
Nice to meet you, Beaman, although you are right, your blog works a lot better with Firefox than "Internet Exploder."
I do like your limerick on the tabby!
I'll be going back to explore more.
Lehitraot.
love it!!!!! you are soooo the cat man aren't you??/ i have not forgotten about your prompt site,, i have been undergoing a bit of a metamorphose,, but i think i will be back to business soon... and you know i will join in as soon as i am.....
Love it!
Have visited several times without comment and I am sorry because I love your verse form, photo’s and many of the other sundry of subjects you have on your site.
Best regards,
Annie O.
There once was a man with a blog
who went on his hols for a snog
He met a small cat
who said he was fat
so he sucked down champagne with a glug!!
Love the political overtones! Sorry I haven't visited more often recently, but I will be back more frequently.
Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress
Very clever, Beaman. I was never much good at limerick's!
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero?
Who else!
LOL ! Brilliant
Excellent Limerick.
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